Tag: being dumped

Trust Me Sweetie, You Don’t Want To Go To That Kind Of Dance

Just Say No To The ‘Pick Me’ Dance Ladies and/or gentlemen, should you ever find yourselves as a veritable ‘dump-ee’—suddenly thrown to the curb by an affairing/departing ‘dump-er‘—learn by my mistake. Don’t ever lower yourself to grovel—not even once! Please, please, please, learn from my…

In Memory Of Little Red Riding Hood

What’s In A Name? We’ve all heard that old saying that sticks and stones will break one’s bones. Some people get all wrapped around the axle when they get called names. Boo hoo … Tito, hand me a tissue. Not me. I’m okay with…

So That’s What The Rockets Under My Seat Were For!

  Bailout! Bailout! Bailout! A pilot in training learns to listen for the word “eject”. Hearing it creates quite an adrenaline rush because it means “Be ready, we’re going to have to eject in about 30 seconds.” If the situation is even more critical…