Category: Breakup Humor

Honey, He Has A Boat

Schticks And Stones One of the things my ex husband always joked about was wanting a boat. It was our private humor. Everyone who knew us heard us engage in this schtick at one time or another throughout the years. Whenever we were on…

My Husband Had An Affair With An Apparition — Wait? What?

Your Cell Phone Is Ringing Some 10 months after The Great Escape, my husband surprisingly suspended his self-imposed No Contact edict long enough to place a very bizarre call to me from overseas. I found that quite odd. Hmmmm …. Had New Girlfriend granted…

In Memory Of Little Red Riding Hood

What’s In A Name? We’ve all heard that old saying that sticks and stones will break one’s bones. Some people get all wrapped around the axle when they get called names. Boo hoo … Tito, hand me a tissue. Not me. I’m okay with…

So That’s What The Rockets Under My Seat Were For!

  Bailout! Bailout! Bailout! A pilot in training learns to listen for the word “eject”. Hearing it creates quite an adrenaline rush because it means “Be ready, we’re going to have to eject in about 30 seconds.” If the situation is even more critical…

Marriage, 2019 Style

Oh I’m sorry … this was just my husband. Your mileage may vary. LOL

Black Is The New Black

Good Grief, What Is She Wearing? After my husband ghosted me, I was a bit like Rip Van Winkle. In a stress-induced coma, I was immobilized and unconscious. I grieved like an idiot—for almost nearly five years. Well, even brown bears can’t hibernate that…