I find it ironic that the people who are the most manipulative and brazen when it comes to openly doing things that hurt others, are the first folks to crouch under a desk sucking their thumbs when someone calls them out on their misdeeds.
This is my blog and my humorous accounts of things that happened to me–in my life. To that end, I have recreated events, locales and conversations from my memories of them.
That said, being a nice person [and in order to maintain anonymity], I have changed the names of said individuals and places. I also may have changed some identifying characteristics and details—such as physical properties, occupations, and places of residence as I recount my memories of things that happened to me.
So, should any guilty parties [i.e., The Evil Couple], detractors, and/or flying monkeys who are now [or ever have been] an affiliate of Casper’s Devil Detail happen across this site and recognize themselves in the humor or parody presented here, I have a couple of things to say to you.
Is the truth hitting a little too close to home for your liking? Well, if your conscience hasn’t already been already seared by a hot iron [and for some of you that’s a pretty big IF]—then I suggest you humble yourself, apologize, and make amends.
But most of all—I say: get over yourselves! Like it or not, there’s a new sheriff in town. Tee hee. Giggle, giggle. Or better yet, a new Leader Of The Laundromat/Tea Room. She’s finally found her Voice.
She decided to stop being a sad sobbing schmuck and have a good time. To do that, she’s anonymously airing the Dirty Laundry and serving up the Tea.
As they say, it all comes out in the wash eventually, now doesn’t it? So what shall it be? One lump or two? Oh the fun of satire and anonymity …
There’s a phrase from the old Eagle’s song [Dirty Laundry] that comes to mind:
She can do “The Innuendo”
She can dance and sing
When it’s said and done, she hasn’t told you a thing